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| User: | the_lance (542331) Time magazine's 2006 "Person of the Year"
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| Name: | Time magazine's 2006 "Person of the Year" | ||
Message | Send the_lance a text message on his/her cellphone/pager. | ||
| Website: | Human Resources Advice | ||
| Location: | Beaverton, Oregon, United States | ||
| Bio: | ATTENTION: My LJ name used to be imaybeparanoid and now it is ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} the_lance. Any questions?Just fair warning, I am a horrible person apparently in LJ land because I do not comment on everyone's journal consistently or respond to comments on my own journal consistently. That's just how I roll. And that's the last time I'll ever say "that's just how I roll." Hi! My name is Lance. 26 year old. College graduate. Married. No kids. I am an ENTP. In every single test I can find online, my wife and I shouldn't be together. So don't listen to all that bullshit about zodiac signs, numerology, or compatible personality results. eHarmony can suck it. My favorite quotes about me: rfurtkamp - "conservo-leftist"throwingstardna - "the_lance is my favorite conservative of all fucking time."dancingdrew - "God forbid the conservatives not like you."mepersoner - "Hey, you're too busy being an extremist"icerook - "what the hell do you think your doing? i meen hell do you not have any consept or any right or even like anyting ealse but what you listen to ? do you even care about what others think? i just think to say that there both equally anoying is something that you are trying to make yourself feel better becase they probally are making more money then you and hell, probally are more famious"lovecrafty - "I'm not going to smother my emotions and pretend that people like Lance don't make me sick. To be honest, people like Lance offend me far more than, say, a Hitler. Mostly because I can't even understand being as inhuman as Hitler. That's just alien. Lance seems liek a nice guy, pretty decent. It just bothers the fuck out of me that he's got his head so far up his ass. People like Hitler would so not be a problem if not for people like Lance." | ||
| Memories: | 8 entries | ||
| Pictures: | over 20 public | ||
| Interests: | 2: everything, nothing | ||
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| Mutual Friends: | 53: 99catsaway, ashmadhai, badlydrawnjeff, beast610, brain_nightlong, burkfms, carriejane, cgallivan, chad_etc, dandon_trj, david_d_lindner, delahk, dingo727, geah, gummy_fritz, jenbob, jennem, jonathansfox, kristchan, kylebee, l555l, lancerboi, leitch71, levenator, malasadas, maryk215, milkingcowselbo, miss_katelynne, missbabyblue, mistress_rhayna, mojo_iv, ms_hecubus, noisybastard, nstark, omfg_its_rachel, orange_frosting, paladin3, paperstar19, queendisko, shoutingboy, simplechristian, smampy, stremph, sunslant, the23, the_lance, throwingstardna, ucdshoelace, uncut_diamond, victory_goddess, wheatheart, when_we_pause, zoomwsu | ||
| Account type: | Plus Account | ||
